I’d rather be a lampost in New York than the mayor of Chicago.
Mayor James J Walker

Second day of college then the rest of the day in Manhattan!


seduce me w/ video game soundtracks

(Source : nanamixchiaki)

Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is.
Cecil Palmer (via nightshadetears)


I have been watching too many Deadpool videos lately. Help.

ms paint


Baby hippos are the best


tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”